It goes without saying that Milo Ventimiglia is a huge heartthrob, but when it comes to his personal life, he's a bit more reserved.
I apologise deeply for any pain that was inflicted.
To be fair, it's not like anybody is saying this particular pairing is completely normal.
Former porn star Gruber is 20, and famed fashion designer Klein is 67. These two, who began dating when Wood was 19 and Manson was 38, wanted us to think they're freaks throughout their years-long on-and-off relationship.
Miley may be willfully sexy now, but back when she was 16 she was battling controversy over that vaguely sultry Annie Leibovitz photo in Vanity Fair.
She was also smooching male underwear model Justin Gaston, who was 20 years old.